Inquiries
FAQ
The questions we receive more than once, answered with as much authority as a spa of this kind actually has.
Is this real Botox™?
In so far as anything is real, which is an open issue in philosophy, probably not. The menu says canine neuromodulator, which sounds more impressive and is also probably not real. Our actual product is happiness and less worried-looking dogs, and nothing here is veterinary advice.
Botox™ is a registered trademork of Allergan Holdings France SAS.
Yes, it is.
Do you treat cats?
No. Cats do not worry. Cats do not need validation.
Where are you?
By appointment. There is no public waiting room and no published street address. The rooms are bright and clean and the car ride to and from is always non-scary. That is what we are prepared to say about geography.
Will my dog look frozen?
That is not the aim. The aim is a resting face that looks as if your puppy hasn't a care in the world, as dogs should be.
Can I book today?
You may complete the form. You may not submit it. Consultations are temporarily unavailable, and by temporarily, we mean pretty much forever.
What about the 1950s advertisements?
Botox for Dogs has been around longer than Botox; we first started treating dogs in Las Palmas, California in 1952. At the time we used irons to flatten the wrinkles, and that did not work well, so we stopped.
Is this a joke?
Yes.